<Pat Connor's Bio>

Born into a family of Mormons in Salt Lake City, Ut I wasn't sure which of the adult females had been responsible for my birth. Before my first birthday, I was diagnosed with rhuemetism, narcolepsy, and dislexia. Through rehabilitation and a special "blessing" from Father Benji at our neighborhood parrish, I was able to overcome my rough start. I absorbed neruophysiology and Sanskrit at an alarming rate! I was a standout on my varsity badminton team and had great success in the arts as a noncontroversial mhyme! The next natural step in my progression was to follow my dream and attend film school! I admire the work of Freddie Prinze Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt and any movie showcasing Robbie Benson! They are the epitome of character actors! Is there a better Director than McG? I think not! Bruckheimer is a prophet("Pearl Harbor"--don't get no better)! Films I would credit with significant personal influence include "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure", "Red Sonja", and "The Black Devil Doll From Hell"! If it wasn't shot in wasn't shot very efficiently!

O.k. that sounded better than the truth but they say "the truth will set you free"! I'm a normal guy.

Some of my favorites include: "Conan the Barbarian" "Caddyshack" "The Last Dragon" "American History X" "Kingpin" "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" "Octagon" "Apocalypse Now" "Groundhog Day" "48 Hours" "Hoosiers" "Big Trouble in Little China" "Rocky I" and "Rocky II" "Spellbinder" "When Harry Met Sally" "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" "The Goonies" "Menace II Society" "Vertigo" "Deliverance" "The Magnificent Seven" "The Falcon and The Snowman" "Braveheart" "Weird Science" "The Toy" "Night Hawks" "Rudy" "Raising Arizona" "Dazed and Confused" "State of Grace" ....Just to name of few flicks on the top of my dome.

Pat's rating system:
naked Eva Mendez=can't get no better
A naked Selma Hayek=right behind Eva..if it weren't for that damn mono
brow in Frida
A naked Rebecca Demornay=good but you've seen it before
A naked Sally Kirkland(the Best of the Best and ED TV)=back in
the day might have been worth it
A naked Whoopi Goldberg=Hell no!
A naked James Earl Jones=What? Why? Stay far away!
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